happy birthday, bitch.

me: *huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugle*
Sean: ...
me: I live to annoy you, doll.
Sean: issat like a bugle?
Sean: a hugle?
me: no. it's a huggle with too many us and one g short.
Sean: ah
Sean: -huggle-
Sean: today was my birthday
me: I know.
Sean: Stalker.
me: you told me yesterday. moron.
Sean: whore.
me: aw. happy birthday, bitch.